Judge for Mystic Knights of the Cobra

When the Cobras aren’t Rocking your faces off they enjoy the following leisurely activities: “Drinking cheap champagne and malt liquor, stealing the clothing of local celebrities, hardcore porn, midget racing, peeing on paddy wagons, hanging out with Vince Vaughn, Gambling, driving fast, lying, trannies, Russian roulette, secret blow jobs, not thinking ahead, and doing everything better than you."